(Source: pinkmanjesse)

  • Friend: What's your type?
  • Me: Famous or fictional.

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(Source: natebynight)

settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

phonetap:

oshunoxtra:

take a look at this snout

you replogged this so many times and i never watched and. watch this video

(Source: mortydazzlers)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji
Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)
Casadei pumps ($1,300)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

doodleforfood:

Not this time

dragonshae:

I made my friend a card for her birthday…

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

unclefather:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

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